Emmett High School Alumni Association

I, PAM NEW, being of weak mind and slow body, leave to Jennifer Klingback my dirty gym socks so she can stuff them in Mr. Mills mouth when he picks on her.

I, HEATHER BUSHONG, being of insane mind and hopeless body, do hereby leave my ability to make a total fool of myself to Christy Mitchell although she probably won't need it; and to Charlene Bushong I leave my messy locker in hopes that she will be able to clean out all the stuff that is jammed in it.

I, GAYLE VEENSTRA, being of moldy mind and body, will Mr. Mills to anybody who'll have him, which I doubt anybody will.

I, RACHEL JUST, being of no mind and premature body, will my nostrils to my sister Anmee so she won't snore at night and wake me up. Also, to Alex Holbrook all of Morgen's funny notes in hopes she'll read them and learn.

I, RACHEL EARLE, being of insane mind and totally awesome body, will my dirty locker and bad grades to Shonda Johnson in hopes that she will carryon the tradition.

I, ZINA GARNER, being of sound mind and body, leave to anyone who is going to Parkview all of my school books in hopes you get a lot more out of them than I did.

I, ROBIN RYNEARSON, being of faltering mind and devoid body, do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament. To Dawn Siems I bequeath my initialized chair in Mr. Horning's office. I know she will use it in a dubious fashion. To all classes hereafter, I hope you have as good an eighth grade year as I and my friends have and finally to Tana Blacker, my most prized possession … my ability to get along perfectly with each and every teacher.

I, PAULA VAHLBERG, being of crazy mind and funny body, will to Christy Mitchell, all of my jokes so Carrie, Heather, and Lea won't call me stupid anymore.

I, DALEEN DEDRICK, being of intelligent mind and excellent body, will to Marla Wilkins my ability to laugh at Mr. Caba's jokes because I think she will desperately need it.

I, DICK LIMBAUGH, being of sound mind and body, will to Travis Limbaugh my clean locker so he can find his assignments so he can get a good grade.

I, JOE PATNAUDE, being of mostly mind and a short body, will to Kevin Stallions the right to get sentences and reports every day next year because he needs some practice in writing and spelling.

I, PAULA DILLON, being of sound mind and body, will Heather Blevins some of my love of Michael.

I, BRENDA WILLIAMSON, being of sound mind and body, will Dennis Mills all the fun and easy times in Mr. Mill's class.

I, LAURA RUEBELMANN, bei'ng of reasonably sound mind and beautiful body, leave to Sandi Tyler my Algebra book in the hope that after she reads it, she will become as confused as I was.

I, TONYA BECKER, being of Great mind and no body, leave to Cindy Wade and Debra Mills my Great Intelligence in hope that they will pass the 8th grade.

I, KELLY FRASIER, being of what little mind and body, will to the boy's restroom facilities my books, in great hopes that they will be flushed.

I, DAVID MORONES, being of round mind and body, will to Darren Alder my locker in hopes that when he gets it he will be able to clean up the clutter of junk.

I, MARTIN BOYCE, being of very bad sense of humor, leave all my troubles with my teachers to Mike Hensen who asks for more than I have to give.

I, LACEY PROUGH, being of no mind and squeezable body, will Susie Nielsen my locker so she can enjoy the smell of peanut butter as much as I did.

I, STACEY BRAY, being of crazy mind and over developed body, will to Sonya Sankey all my notes that got passed behind the teacher's backs in hopes that some day she will get caught with them.

I, BRENT PEARCE, being of no mind and dead body, will my stereo to Brian Foruria, and hope someday he can master it like I do.

I, TRISHA SNOW, being of crazy mind and tiny body, will my homework to anybody who can put it to use.

I, RENEE FROST, being sound in mind and no body, will to Dennette Robertson all my good grades in hopes she will use them someday.

I, CHRISTY QUICK, being of veggy mind and body, will my ability to get away with murder in most of my Classes to Holly Bosworth, Alex Holbrook, and Teresa Walker, because they need all the help they can get.

I, VALEDA BROWNE, being of weak mind and body, will to Alex Holbrook my brains, of what little I have, so maybe with hers and mine, she’ll be able to pass eighth grade next year.

I, TRACIE METCALF, in unsound mind and no body, will all of the 6th & 7th graders my great times at Parkview and all of my great times in Mr. Tousley's class.

I, TODD HEATH, being of sound mind and bod, will to my brother, Mark Heath, all my bad grades because I know they will raise his. To the classes of '89 and ‘90, I will my ability to cope with Mr. Mills stupid and perverted jokes.

I, LORI CHADWELL, being of absent mind and weak body, will my white legs to Heather Blevins so that she will know the embarrassment of it.

I, TROY NESBITT, being of sound mind and body, leave to Travis Limbaugh and Brian Sullivan, my superstar basketball playing because without me next year, they are just going to lose.

I, MELISSA JENKINS, being of sound mind and body, will to my little sister, Tina Jenkins, my ability to get along with all my teachers, in hopes that one day she will get along with Mrs. S. Baker.

I, LINDA TOWNE, being of sound mind and body, will to Tana Blacker my favorite chair in Mr. Horning’s office because she needs help to get in trouble.

I, TAD BRADSHAW, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to get into trouble with the teachers to Billy Rhoton because he has gotten off to a good start already and also because we both get in trouble on our bus.

I, AMY WITZEL, being of little mind and no body, will my brother Scott to Sandi Tyler because I don’t want him.

I, HEIDI HOPE, being of weak mind and body, will my books to anyone who wants them because I certainly don't!

I, CECILE LOGUE, being of little mind and no body, will to Marla Wilkins all my bad grades because she never flunks anything.

I, DAVID BALLI, being of racial mind and body, leave to Jeff Chambers my P.E. locker and the ability to get into trouble because he hardly gets into trouble and so he may keep his locker clean.

I, GUS SARCO, being of sound mind and magnificent body will leave my jokes so when I croak, people won't be sad.

I, DAWN GULICK, being of sound mind and body, will to Lisa Olvera my left over pictures of Michael Jackson because I know how much she likes him.

I, JENNIFER YOUNG, being of sound mind and body, will to John Phillips and Steve Foraker my bad grades even though they don't really need them. I also will all of Mr. Mills' jokes to all of the 7th graders so none of them will feel left out.

I, JUSTIN JONES, being of dead mind and shattered nerves from rock music, will to Kevin Stallions my proud relation as being Neil Peirto's uncle and teacher so someday he will be able to hold his drum sticks in his hands and not his feet.

I, MARK WATERS, being of sound mind and body, leave to Cindy Wade my C’S and D’s so she will bring them up to a better grade.

I, RON HOWARD, being of sound mind and body, leave to Richard Shepherd all my A's and B's so he will make it out of the first grade.

I, PAM MANGUM, being of sound mind and body, will to Peggy Mangum my ability to study in hopes she will use it better than I did.

I, KATHY YATES, being of steady mind and deformed body, will to Theresa Walker my irritating laugh because I know she likes to get into trouble because I always did.

I, KARl DITTMER, being of simple mind and body, will to Holly Bosworth and Alex Holbrook my ability to constantly talk in class.

I, KATIE TYLER, being of sound mind and body, will my red hair to Carla Hade because I can't stand it.

I, KARRY FROST, being of sound mind and body, will to David and Danny Wines my books so that they can put up with all my teachers one day.

I, SATINA STEPHENSON, being of vague mind and doubtful body, bequeath to Heather Blevins my filthy locker so that she will know the pleasure of an avalanche and Mr. Mills and his jokes, in hopes that she may benefit from them both.

I, STINA CLEMENTS, being of unsound mind and hopeless body, will to Jeff Panko and Larry Parks my ability to have a good smart mouth even though I know they won't need any help because they already have an excellent start and to Shelli Caba and Lisa Soderling I will my ability to fall up or down the stairs so that they can become as good as a klutz as I am.

I, JOHN LIGHT, being of sound mind and body, will to Byron Ruddel my wonderful personality because I was blessed with it and I would like to give it to the most deserving person, but he cannot be here so I give it to Byron.

I, TREVOR SEIDEL, being of sound mind and body, will to Noel Bromley my spelling book in hopes that he will be able to finally spell his name.

I, DAWN SORENSON, being of sound mind and body, will to Angela Harris my dirty locker in hopes that she will clean it.

I, AMBER TOMLINSON. being of too much mind and no physical body to speak of, will to Angela Harris my ability to get caught with notes in study hall. Also, my ability to smart off in all of my classes although I doubt she'll need the help, because she does alright by herself.

I, DEREK STORMOEN, being of sound mind and state, will to Scott Haney my basketball skills so he can be as good as me.

I, LISA HURD, being sound mind and body, will leave all my books to anybody who wants them because I don't want them at all.

I, BERNADETTE BROWN, being of sound mind and body, leave to Chantil Brown my bad days so she won't have to be happy all the time.

I, ACENSION URRUTIA, JR., being of strong mind and body, will Jon Paul the II or III, my locker because he is willing to have it.

I, STEVE HITE, of great mind and body, will to Ted Reeder my looks and intelligence so that he will make it to high school.

I, SAM WEEKES, being of insane mind, will Dennis Mills good luck with Kim Balmer. He's going to need it with that one if they last till the end of the week.

I, JEFF POOLE, being of sound mind and excellent body, will my drumming abilities to Kevin Stallions (if he wants them).

I, KRISTAL STROUD, being of intelligent mind and terrific body, will my locker to John Sarco in hopes that next year he will have one of his own. Also, to the 6th & 7th graders, Mr. Mills stupid and perverted jokes in hopes that they might improve someday.

I, MAIDA KIPPER, being of sound mind and body, leave my ability to Will Kipper to have fun without getting caught.

I, JANE AGUILAR, being of weak mind and body, leave nothing to no one because I need everything I have.

I, DAN JEFFERS, being of sound mind and body, leave part of my beautiful hair to Mr. Paguegui.

I, LIZ SMITH, of completely no mind and altogether body, will my really dirty locker with its really dirty notes to Melissa Burleson, and hope that some¬day her locker and notes will be as dirty as mine.

I, BRIAN HENDERSON, being of sound mind and body, will to Jeff Chambers and Matt Pfaff my dirty sweats and books to be divided between themselves because they are both such jockers.

I, VIVIAN GILBERT, being of excellent mind and beautiful body, will to all future track people my ability to see Mr. Hardwick as a really neat, lovable person; my ability to go into laughing convulsions silently to future 8th graders who sit in front of Mr. LaFordge, and to all those who will have Mr. Caba for homeroom, my ability to go a whole year without cleaning my locker and not getting caught while still being able to get it open and breathe properly.

I, DUSTY HANEY, being of sound mind and body, leave my good personality and my good looks to my brother, Scott Haney who is ugly until I’m gone.

I, JAMES MATTINGLY, being of sound mind and body, will to Richard my ability to control my temper.

I, GREG WALKER. being of wrecked mind and mangled body will to Stacey Shaw my good looks and my basketball skills so she can do as good as me next year.

I, JULIE OLIVER, being of sound mind and body, will to Jill Andersen my track shoes so she can do the high jump better than me.

I, TONYA IRVING, being of sound mind and body, will to Stacey Shaw my ability to be a good kid, to keep a good-reputation, and to Jody LaFordge to be a great athletic star some day.

I, CLAY TOOLEY, being of weird mind and cool body, will my little brother, Rick Tooley, my bad grades and my excellent personality because I want him to have average grades and to have a great personality--but since my personality won't work for him, I will give it to whoever wants it.

I, CHAD ATKINSON, being of sound mind and body, will to Kevin Beard my books and locker and the ability to keep it clean.

I, KELLI EDWARDS, being of sound mind and body, will to Susie Nielson my height and my basketball abilities in hopes she will be able to playas well as I do.

I, TODD HILL, being of sound mind and body, will to John Sarco my racquetball skills because he can one day be city champion.

I, CARRIE HALL, being of crazy mind and rejected body, leave to Christy Mitchell, Ted Torrey's phone number so maybe she will get up enough nerve to call him at 365-3787.

I, TROY DE MASTERS, being of sound mind and body, will Troy Campbell my place as a P.E. aide and my stinky P.E. clothes because I think he will be good at being a P.E. aide.

I, CATHY BAILEY, being of no mind and too much body, will my long locker to any 7th grader who wants to try and keep it clean. To Dawn Siems I leave my ability for getting in trouble in Mr. LaFordge’s class and to all future 7th & 8th graders of Parkview Jr. High I wish you all the hope and ability for achievement in the coming years.

I, AMY BRISCOE, being of sound mind and body, will my tall locker on the bottom floor and all its books to any 7th grader who will take good care of it, because it needs an owner to keep melancholy away and books, notes, etc. Also, I will all the achievement I've shared here with fellow classmates; also luck to withstand some teachers.

I, JONNA CARUTHERS and the 8th grade track team, being of sound mind and an extra cool body, will to the Class of ‘89 our ability to win over Kuna at the district track meet because they need it.

I, CODY BEHRMANN, being of sound mind and bod, leave to the class of '89 Mr. Mills and all of his perverted jokes in hopes that they will laugh more than I did.

I, SHELL I PINGEL, being of weak mind but sound body, will to Shannon Irving my height in hopes that someday she will grow.

I, NICOLE KRAIPOWICH, being of intense mind and intestinal bod, will to the class of ‘89 a new 8th grade Math teacher because Mr. Mills is so disgusting and suggestive.

I, MARTY ROOD, being of strained mind, total body, leave to Larry Parks, Brian Sullivan, my Phil Dirt executive fan club seat in hopes that they will use it as well as I did when it was willed to me.

I, HEIDI PERKINS, being of strange and forgotten mind and underdeveloped body, will my great basketball "moves" to John Sarco in hopes he’ll be as great as me! I also will my great “flirt ability” to Michelle Pratt in hopes when she's in track, track won't be all she thinks about!

I, SCOTT ARTHUR VON SCHINDELL, being of tremendous mind and sound body, will to Russell Han Zachary Richardson my motorcycle so he can gain my fabulous riding skills. To Julianna Nadine Von Schindell I leave all of my bills so she can learn some responsibility. The rest of my estate I plan to take with me.

I, KATIE NICHOLS, being sound mind and body, will to my cousin, Amanda Yensen, all of Mr. Mills dumb jokes and perverted answers in hopes that he'll retire before she gets to the 8th grade.

I, TIM GUY, being of sound mind and body, will to Paul Olsen my incredible spelling ability.

I, ROGER BRUSTMAN, being of straight mind and body, leave to Travis Helmick my ability to do poorly in class because it wouldn't be hard for him to do this.

I, BOBBY KING being of sound mind and body, will to Leland “Tinker-Bell” Belin, my friend, my ability to study and get good grades.

I, MICHELLE CLARK, being of sound mind and body, will to Delyn Thornton my ability to do good in Math so he can do other things besides Math.

I, STEVE WEAVER, being of sound mind and body, leave to Tommi Guy my good looks so she can get more men.

I, ANGELA THORNTON, being of sound mind and body, will to Mrs. McBride 4th period class all my books in hopes that someday they'll use them.

I, WAYLON DOBSON, being of greatly serene mind and body, will to Raymond Dobson, my dearly pathetic cousin, my salt shaker and catsup pack collection I had kept in my locker for about three months this day. I hope he will cherish this as much as I have.

I, MARK HOPE, being of warped mind and body, will to A.J. White my doctor's tranquilizer pills so that he might be able to lose some of his hyperness.

I, PAULA WESTOVER, being of deranged mind and awesome body, will to Laurice Orton my uncanny knack for never turning in my Social Studies chapter questions because I know she will carry on the tradition faithfully.

I, FRED BETZOLD, being of sound mind and body, will to Larry Parks all my good grades so he can make it out of this school.

I, KIM AMOS, being of sound mind and body, leave Teresa Shores my locker and all of my school books because I don't need them anymore and she will in another year.

I, BRANDI RAINS, being of all mind and no body, will to Michelle Pratt all my sympathy because she'll never know the pain of a sore muscle if she runs all the time.

I. DAVID SCOTT, being of sound mind and body. will to Damon Saxton my sodium-free earplugs so he won't have to listen to Mr. Mill's jokes.

I, ANGELA WEEKES, being of insane mind and unexplainable body, will what brains I have to Alex Holbrook and Tana Blacker in hopes that one day at least one of them will use them.

I, MARK PRICE, being of magnificent mind and damaged body, leave Blake Weekes all my books so maybe he can do better than I did. I also leave Ernie Campos all the trouble I got in hoping he can get in more trouble.

I, TIM PERKINS, being of sound mind and body, will to Mr. Horning and to my teachers my apology because I know I wasn't the best student in their classes.

I, DEBBIE COOK. being of perfect mind and great body, will to Tina Jenkins my locker in hopes that maybe she can keep it as clean as I did.

I, SHELLY VAN LEUVEN, being of perfect mind and great body, will to Cassie Goff my books in hopes she can learn as much of that junk as I did and to Danny Nicholson I leave my purple eyeshadow that he hates so much.

I, KATHY LEWIS, being of sound mind and body. will to Tammy Patterson my singing career in hopes that she sings louder in choir as a soprano.

I, ALLEN HOLZHEIMER, being of perfect mind and athletic body, leave my track and basketball talent to Mark Horton because he needs it most.

I, GARY STULL, being of sound mind and body, leave to Matt Parks my 8th grade school books because I think he will need them for the 8th grade.

I, STACI WOOLLEY, being of excellent mind and body, will my basketball abilities to Mark Heath in hopes that someday he will be as great as me.

I, SHERIE COTTER, being of excellent body and mind, will to Cassie Goff my great basketball ability in hopes that someday you'll be as excellently uncoordinated and great as me on the court!

I, MERI ANN JENSEN, being of sound mind and body, would will all of my great 800 times to Michelle Pratt, but I can't since there weren't any. Sorry, kid!

I, MIKE GRANGER, being of small mind and body, I leave to Ted Reeder my P.E. short and locker so he can smell what it is like to be an 8th grader in P.E.

I, BOBBY PARKER, being of generous mind and sound body, will to Richard Mattingly my intelligence because he has none of his own.

I, NANCY CANADAY, being of sound mind and body, will to Anmee Just and her friends my ability to drive Mr. Tousley crazy so he won't forget me and my friends.

I, LORI WALKER, being of insane mind and body, leave to Kirk Cochran all my old nylons so that he can wear them with pride as he moonwalks.

I, JEFF GRAVIET, being of excellent mind and body, will to Tsaki Demirdjian my strength and good looks because he doesn't have any.

I, SCOTT MC GANN, being of great mind and body, will my good grades to Phil Vieselmeyer because he needs them. Also, I will my grandmother's old gray wig ¬to Mr. Paguegui because he needs it.

I, JERALD TOUCHSTONE, being of excellent mind and body, will my athletic ability to Jon McDaniel because he needs all the help he can get in sports.

I, MICHELE RYALS, being of sound mind and weak body, leave all future drivers training students my ability to use the gas pedal and ignore the brakes.

I, MIKE DRAPER, being of powerful mind and body, leave to Raymond Dobson my spectacular mind for the reasons that he would be able to use my great mind.

I, DAN HALL, being of weak mind and body, leave, in my last will and testament, to Steve Price my great athletic ability so he will become more athletic in sports and win like I didn't.

I, CHRIS RILEY, being of brilliant body and mind, will to Stacy Shaw my ability to keep a straight face in a funny situation so she can keep from laughing and embarrassing herself.

I, LEA LARA, being of wonderful mind and wonderful body, leave to Melanie Marvin my almost great ability of talking teachers into letting me keep my gum so that maybe she can hold on to hers for more than one class.

I, TIM GARRINGER, of brilliant mind and no body, leave my PE locker to Scott Nicholson because I know he will enjoy the smell. I also leave my books to anyone that will use them more than I did.

I, JUSTINE MOFFAT, being of brilliant mind and body, will to Jodi White my height so she won't have to sit on a pillow to see over the desks next year.

I, JEFF VAN LEUVEN, being of sound mind and body, leave to Jeff Chambers my P.E. socks in hopes that he will wash them more than his own.

I, BOBBY ELDRED, being of sound mind and body, will to the 7th grade girls my "Ozzy Osbournell hat because they need a lot more class and I don't need it anymore.

I, DAVID HAMILTON. being of sound mind and body, leave to the students of Parkview my lock and the whole school so as every 7th grader can destroy them.

I, ANNE CARLSEN, being of great mind and excellent body, will to Cassie Goff my great running ability in hopes that someday you'll be as excellently great as I am.

I, APRIL BURNS, being of smart mind and short body, will Christy Mitchell my height in hopes she gets teased as much as I do.

I, HOLLY AGENBROAD, will to Christy Mitchell my ability to party and not get in trouble, so that someday she'll finally find out the meaning of the word “party”. Also, I will to Kelly Rekow my ability to stay cool.

I, JONI KIRKPATRICK, will Cristi Leavit, Marla Wilkins, and Charlie Putman, my ability to do everything wrong even though they have that ability already.

I, ALEX MUNOZ, being of sound mind and body, leave to the 7th graders my “Ozzy Osbourne” and my Van Halen tapes so they can listen to music instead of the teachers like I have done.

I, GREG LANHAM, being of sound mind and body, leave my good luck to Justin Jones because he'll need it.

I, TED TORREY, being of strong mind and body, will to Larry Parks my locker and the stuff on the bottom that looks like my socks so he can scrape them off before it eats out the bottom. I also leave my Hot Wheel cars to Mr. Paguegui so he can play with them on his spare time.

I, CELESTE WOODWORTH, of absent mind and weak body, leave my ability of being short to Richard Moore in hopes that some day he'll be as short as I am. I also leave my wonderful ability to get in trouble in Mr. Mills class to Danny Davison in hopes that he'll have as much fun as I did.

I, SHANNON BOWLIN, being of absent mind and body, will my tallness to Melissa Burleson in hopes that she will someday be as tall as I. I also leave my books to Christy Mitchell and Kelly Rekow in hopes that they will enjoy them.

I, WENDI MASON, being of cool mind and body, will to Jewel Bartley and Jackie Bradshaw my weird personality with the guys because I know that they will need it in the future.

I, JOE LOPEZ, being of sound mind and body, leave to Jeff Panko and Larry Parks my radical basketball moves and talent so that they can fill in my position here on the basketball team.

I, SUZETTE SMITH, being of a marvelous mind and body, will all six of my little sisters to Amy Thorpe in hopes that they will boost her through the eighth grade.

I, WILLY GUZMAN, being of sound mind, will to Mark Heath my tallness because I feel he really needs it.

I, PHIL SWANSON, being of sound mind and bod, will to Mr. Salove all of my bass fishing equipment so that he can catch some decent bass.

I, BLAKE EDWARDS, being of sound mind and bod, will to Larry Parks, Richard Moore and Jeff Panko my ability to slam and jam so that next year they will have that same ability.

I, MIKE MORRIS, being of sound mind and body, will to Richard Mattingly and Richard Moore my brilliant mind so they would have new hope of making it out of Parkview.